Disney Theme Parks No Longer The Happiest Place on Earth — Find Out Why!
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okay i want you to pick a number three every single sex maniac picks three that’s a scientific fact if you pick three you’re a sex maniac
i just got back from disney i’ll show you some of the pictures i took and it was uh it was heartbreaking i’ve been an honorary member of club 33 for probably 30 years if you know club 33 is if you’re a disney file you know what it is
it’s the one place on all the disney properties where you could get liquor now every concession stand sells booze and different kinds of booze i mean there’s booze everywhere huh there’s trash everywhere in disney walt disney’s from basically
where i grew up originally in missouri and i met people that met walt disney he came to their door and for one dollar you get a pair you know you could get a share of his stock people made a million dollars neighbors of mine old guys made a million dollars because they gave old walt one dollar that’s hillary clinton quality investing look i don’t like kathleen kennedy the last three maybe the last six even star wars movies have sucked major donkey and i think we all agree on that
dear god um horrible disney the propaganda that they spew the horrible stuff they give our children i’m not a disney fan but i’ve loved the parks the haunted mansion
i’ve got some stuff from the haunted mansion around my house and i’ve collected actual props from inside the ride anyway
i love disney and an honorary member of club 33 a very tough club to get into walt’s club walt had um stuffed animals all around taxidermy they never could figure out how walt knew everything all the animators and the imagineers the people that created their rides turns out old walt had microphones everywhere inside these
heads and you can see them you can see where they had the microphones hidden and he would listen to them pretty good boss huh wow and he was also fearful frightfully fearful of commies taking over disney and taking over hollywood
well guess what uncle walt was right so you’ll see some pictures here of my recent visit to disney and as i’m walking in put on your mask i
i have a mask i put it on that’s not good enough go over to the machine and buy i had to go buy a walt disney mask what a scam you have to buy one of their masks from their machines
i was in disney world in orlando sweltering heat 100 plus degrees with a muzzleload if you go to take a picture put your mask on they’re not even polite this is not the cast members they used to you know you get to pick up trash at disney they would call you a cast member uh to make you feel better right if you want to make a dummy feel better you give them a card with a title they actually did a test study that you could pay someone almost anything if you gave a card with a good title
so they were called cast members you know the guys who pick up trash at disney are cast members well there’s no friendliness anymore everybody used to study the disney system there is no disney system anymore these people are rude a-holes
and uh i mean i’m ready to pass out they’ve also put plexiglas so that when you wait in the rides wait for the ride you there’s plexiglass so you’re an hour out in the sun with plexiglass all around you it’s it’s horrible they’ve ruined it and it’s liberalism it’s abc it’s disney it’s look at look at this this was my ticket
from when i was a kid
50 cents 50 cents you could go on the monorail the flying saucers uh the matterhorn bobsleds anybody remember these you could do the mule train pack mules nature’s wonder anyway jungle cruise 50 cents 50 cents
now modern disney here’s your uh here’s your you just get a map and see all the cool stuff now you get a guide to all the flowers disney land disney world is no longer the happiest place on earth there are differences between men and women oh i know there’s a hundred different sexes plus but women wow
what is it my friend sebastian the comedian says men go in and they go to subway and they say run it through the garden put everything just wrap it up women my wife little sprinkle and what kind of bread and i need this on this side
we’re out with one of my wife’s friends and she says do you have anything that’s gluten-free salt-free fat-free and vegan and the waiter said yeah napkin
stupid are we getting i went on uh line to buy some new john lee hooker stuff john lee hooker a legendary blues man i love john lee hooker john lee hooker with van morrison to me about as good as it gets not as good as genesis early genesis with phil collins not as good as yes only with john anderson not as good as the greatest
band of all time moody blues question of balance the greatest single album in history and the seven album series of classics with the moody blues the greatest music catalog of any band ever including the beatles
the beatles had some real duds in there the moody’s had seven albums that are all masterpieces so i went to buy some john lee hooker you’ll talk about clown world
idiot world they wouldn’t let me i couldn’t figure it out it took day i i want to buy john lee hawker albums paypal won’t let you buy anything that involves
a hooker
listen if you ever find one of these around your house it could mean that howard stern is banging your wife
